September 16th, 2011 by admin
My mum thought this was funny and so did I when I was 5.
Me ” I saw a piece of dog poop on the path and I one’d it”
Friend has to say “I two’d it
Me “I three’d it”
Friend “I four’d it”
Me “I five’d it”
Friend “I six’d it”
Me “I seven’d it”
Friend “I eight it”
September 3rd, 2011 by admin
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
August 28th, 2011 by admin
Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,they are both fictional characters
August 14th, 2011 by admin
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don’t know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
July 24th, 2011 by admin
Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it’s a nappy time.