Short funny jokes

Archive for the ‘Kids jokes’ Category

Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?

A: Nothing,they are both fictional characters

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it’s a nappy time.

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby?

She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!