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Mouse jokes

admin — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 09:21:05 +0000

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !
What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Kids joke – The Baby

admin — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:57:51 +0000

When a little boy heard from his mother that he was going to get a brother he was really excited and repeated to his teacher everyday that “I am getting a brother!” one day his mother made him feel the baby kick in her belly, and the next day the boy said nothing to his teacher. When asked what happened he replied “I think Mom ate my brother!”

Short funny jokes-Bill and bob at clinic

admin — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:44:21 +0000

Two kids named Bill and Bob went for a clinical check up. Bill cried indeed loudly, to which Bob asked “What makes you cry?” Bill replied in anguish “I came for a blood test, and they mercilessly cut my finger.” Hearing this Bob started crying even louder. Taken aback by the profuse gesture, Bill asked, wiping his tears “What makes you cry now?” and Bob replied, “I am here for a Urine test!”

Kids jokes-Ate it!

admin — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:06:11 +0000

My mum thought this was funny and so did I when I was 5.

Me ” I saw a piece of dog poop on the path and I one’d it”

Friend has to say “I two’d it

Me “I three’d it”

Friend “I four’d it”

Me “I five’d it”

Friend “I six’d it”

Me “I seven’d it”

Friend “I eight it”

Animal jokes-Milking a mouse

admin — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 03:09:05 +0000

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Kids jokes-Fictional characters

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 11:49:13 +0000

Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?

A: Nothing,they are both fictional characters

Kids jokes-Banana to Elephant

admin — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 12:37:00 +0000

Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don’t know.

Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Kids jokes-Nappy time

admin — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 12:39:11 +0000

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it’s a nappy time.

Funny jokes-Mrs. Dimwit

admin — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 02:45:21 +0000

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby?

She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

Halloween jokes-Stupid kids

admin — Wed, 11 May 2011 11:10:59 +0000

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!