Short funny jokes

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !
What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

When a little boy heard from his mother that he was going to get a brother he was really excited and repeated to his teacher everyday that “I am getting a brother!” one day his mother made him feel the baby kick in her belly, and the next day the boy said nothing to his teacher. When asked what happened he replied “I think Mom ate my brother!”

Two kids named Bill and Bob went for a clinical check up. Bill cried indeed loudly, to which Bob asked “What makes you cry?” Bill replied in anguish “I came for a blood test, and they mercilessly cut my finger.” Hearing this Bob started crying even louder. Taken aback by the profuse gesture, Bill asked, wiping his tears “What makes you cry now?” and Bob replied, “I am here for a Urine test!”

My mum thought this was funny and so did I when I was 5.

Me ” I saw a piece of dog poop on the path and I one’d it”

Friend has to say “I two’d it

Me “I three’d it”

Friend “I four’d it”

Me “I five’d it”

Friend “I six’d it”

Me “I seven’d it”

Friend “I eight it”

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !