May 1st, 2012 by admin
President Obama is proposing to keep student loans cheap as a way to appeal to college students. And if that doesn’t work, Obama’s going to resort to his second proposal, “free pizza in my room.”
April 27th, 2012 by admin
A childless Canadian couple decided to adopt a Mexican baby. After they got the baby, they decided to enroll in a Spanish class.
When asked why, the wife replied, “so that when the baby starts to talk, we’ll be able to understand him.”
April 26th, 2012 by admin
According to his tax return, President Obama made $800,000 last year. In fact, the president made so much money that today he endorsed Mitt Romney for president.
In case you’re wondering where your tax dollars go, 21 percent goes to Medicare and Medicaid, 20 percent to social security, 20 percent to defense spending, and the other 39 percent they squander.
April 24th, 2012 by admin
There is a record number of Americans now who owe so much in back taxes that they are renouncing your U.S. citizenship. These Americans were offered a place in Nicholas Cage-istan.
April 10th, 2012 by admin
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: phantom of the opera!