Archive for the ‘Good Jokes’ Category
Good jokes-Value of paintings
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor…”
Humor jokes-Vice presidential duties
President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.
Good jokes-The Black prince
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?
Old King Coal !
Good jokes-Acting on statistics
“Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago.”
“Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, ‘most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home’.”
Good jokes-Pin
Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police ?
A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him !