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Top 7 reasons why I joined IT …
1) I hated sleep.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
3) I couldn’t live without tension.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do your duty, don’t worry about the results
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor…”

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

“Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago.”

“Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, ‘most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home’.”