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Kids jokes-Worms

Kids jokes-Worms

“I think our dog must be going fishing” Johnny said to his Dad.

“Whatever gave you that idea, Son” he asked.

“Well, Mum said that he had got worms”.

No pencil?

No pencil?

The teacher asks Jim:
“Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
“I don’t has a pencil”
“Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: {I don’t have a pencil, he doesn’t have a pencil, we don’t have a pencil}”
“Who stole all the pencils then?”

Kids jokes-Logical thinking

Kids jokes-Logical thinking

A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.

“This is the scene,” said the teacher.

“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
A little girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

Little Johnny jokes-Vessel

Little Johnny jokes-Vessel

The teacher asked the class “Does anyone know who built the vessel where animals went in two by two?”.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said “I can’t remember his name but I know he was an architect.