Little Sonu came home and ran to his father. He said, “Papa, I have failed again.”
His father Santa Singh said. “Koi baat nahi. Tu sher ka puttar hai!”
Little Sonu said, “My class teacher also said something similar.”
Santa Singh asked, “Kya bola teacher ne?”
Little Sonu replied, “She said God knows kaun se jaanwar ki paidaish hai!”
Andrew the landlord set up a sign outside his property “TO LET”. Below the sign was written in small letters “Only those apply who have no children”.
Little Johnny read the sign, walked up to the landlord and asked, “Sir, is your room still for hire?”
Andrew replied, “Yes, it is.”
Little Johnny said, “Can you rent it to me, Sir? I have no children, only parents.”
Aunt Martha planted a kiss on her nephew’s cheeks at the family function. A little later she found the little boy wiping his cheek.
Aunt Martha asked, “Are you trying to wipe off my kiss?”
“No”, replied the little boy, “Only trying to rub it in.”
Mrs Higgins, the kindergarten teacher, handed over coloring sheets to all the children in the class.
In it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella in the rain. Mrs. Higgins asked the class to color the frog in green and the umbrella in orange.
But Tommy, the class snob, colored the Frog in pink and the umbrella in blue.
Mrs Higgins, on seeing the odd color, asked, “Tommy, how many times have you seen a pink frog?”
Tommy replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog clutching an umbrella.”
Teacher: What would you do to make “SEVEN” an even number?
Jack: By subtracting one from it.
Teacher: Good! Any other way of doing it?
Jill: By subtracting “S” from it..
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it’s be a chicken sedan.
Q: What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”
Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
Q: Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!