January 23rd, 2012 by admin

Why women cry?

January 22nd, 2012 by admin

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?

He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

January 3rd, 2012 by admin

Dean was having a session of drink at his club when suddenly Martin came running, out of his breath.
Martin: Dean, there’s a huge fire in the factory.”
Dean, who had one too many: “How am I concerned?”
Martin: “You fool, it is your factory.”
Dean: “Then how are you concerned?”

December 29th, 2011 by admin

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

December 9th, 2011 by admin

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”

Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”