Short funny jokes

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”

Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy?

None – because they were all redskins.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

When did Caesar reign ? I didn’t know he reigned.

Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?