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Clean jokes-Back to youth

admin — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:15:40 +0000

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.

Sarcastic jokes-Misinformation

admin — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 19:01:07 +0000

Wikipedia was voluntarily down for a day last week in protest of proposed laws for anti-piracy. So, for that day you had to go to another source if you wanted misinformation about a topic.

To protest an Internet censorship law, Wikipedia has shut down for 24 hours. So if anyone is trying to look up by bio on Wikipedia, I’m 31, an Olympic medalist, and married to Scarlett Johansson.

-Conan O’Brien

Clean jokes-No one knows

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:04:52 +0000

Why women cry?

Funny jokes-Lock keys

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:46:52 +0000

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?

He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Clean jokes-Factory on fire

admin — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:46:55 +0000

Dean was having a session of drink at his club when suddenly Martin came running, out of his breath.
Martin: Dean, there’s a huge fire in the factory.”
Dean, who had one too many: “How am I concerned?”
Martin: “You fool, it is your factory.”
Dean: “Then how are you concerned?”

History jokes-King George

admin — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:26:23 +0000

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Hilarious jokes-Lost elephant

admin — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 06:52:11 +0000

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”

Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”

Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Clean jokes-Five apples

admin — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:54:19 +0000

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy?

None – because they were all redskins.

History jokes-Camelot

admin — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 09:21:22 +0000

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

History jokes-Caesar’s reign

admin — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:37:56 +0000

When did Caesar reign ? I didn’t know he reigned.

Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?