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When you are dissatisfied  and would like to go back to youth,

think of Algebra.

Wikipedia was voluntarily down for a day last week in protest of proposed laws for anti-piracy.  So, for that day you had to go to another source if you wanted misinformation about a topic.

To protest an Internet censorship law, Wikipedia has shut down for 24 hours. So if anyone is trying to look up by bio on Wikipedia, I’m 31, an Olympic medalist, and married to Scarlett Johansson.

-Conan O’Brien

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in the car?

He breaks the window to get the bass player out.

Dean was having a session of drink at his club when suddenly Martin came running, out of his breath.
Martin: Dean, there’s a huge fire in the factory.”
Dean, who had one too many: “How am I concerned?”
Martin: “You fool, it is your factory.”
Dean: “Then how are you concerned?”