May 17th, 2012 by admin

Notice in a Doctor’s consulting room to discourage consumption of fried & fatty food:

A few moments on your lips

Forever on your hips.

April 30th, 2012 by admin

There is this little anecdote that goes around in India’s corporate world. It is about Russi Modi, Tata Steel’s former head, a colorful man by any count.

Decades ago, Russi was on a visit to the Tata house and he had parked his car right outside the building. A traffic police constable on duty tried to intimidate Russi: “Yahan kyon gaadi park ki hai? Ye tere baap ka rasta hai?” (Why have you parked your car here? Is this your father’s street?)

Not to be outdone, Russi dragged the fellow to one side end of the lane and pointed to a board which read: “Homi Modi Street* .” Then said: “Haan, ye mere baap ka rasta hai.” (Yes, this is my father’s street).

* The great industrialist, Sir Homi Modi, was Russi Modi’s father.

April 21st, 2012 by admin

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana

Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana

April 16th, 2012 by admin

What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably stop whining.

April 2nd, 2012 by admin

How does a baby ghost cry?

“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !