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Hilarious jokes-Dinner

Hilarious jokes-Dinner

Sandra said to her husband Pete, “Should I make Pasta or Risotto tonight?”

Peter made a face and said sarcastically, “You prepare it first, we will think of a name for it later.”

 

What worries you more?

What worries you more?

This girl called Anita in my gym went to see her family doctor for her diet plan.

Anita said to the doc,”My worry is my height and not how much I weigh.”

The doctor was surprised and asked, “And why is that?”

Anita replied, “If you go by my weight, I should be 7 feet and 5 inches tall!”

 

 

Santa Banta jokes-A million dollars

Santa Banta jokes-A million dollars

Santa Singh says to his friend Banta Singh, “I will give a million dollars to whoever fulfills my desire.”

Banta Singh asked him, “What is your desire?”

Santa Singh replies, “To receive 2 million dollars.”

 

 

 

Funny jokes-Reverse mechanism

Funny jokes-Reverse mechanism

At a leading newspaper’s office, Robin asked his boss, “Do you think I should put some fire into my articles.”

The boss replied with sarcasm, “It might help if you do the reverse.”

 

Good jokes-Frightened Paula

Good jokes-Frightened Paula

Paula had come to India to visit old temples and shrines. Her tour guide, Raju led her into a dark cave. Paula hesitated and asked, “I hope there are no rats in this cave.”

Raju replied, “There is no need to be afraid, madam. They have been eaten by cobras.”

Latest jokes-Next birth

Latest jokes-Next birth

Jason was upset when he saw Cauliflower again on the dinner table. He glared at his wife Mary, and said, “Cauliflowers again? Eating Cauliflowers will make me a donkey in my next birth!”

“Oh!”, exclaimed Mary, “You should have thought about it in your previous birth!”

Joke of the day-Robot

Joke of the day-Robot

Dr. Lobo, the scientist says to his colleague, “I have invented a robot which is the closest possible thing to a human.”

The colleague says, “Really, you mean it has thinking abilities like humans?”

Dr. Lobo replies, “No dear, but when it makes an error, it can pass on the blame to another robot.”

Hilarious jokes-Eating habits

Hilarious jokes-Eating habits

Tina visits the physician and says, “My son Johnie is in trouble. He stuffed carrots in his nose and lady fingers in his ears. Now he is crying.”

The physician replied calmly, “That implies that Johnie is not eating properly.”

Santa Singh on Titanic

Santa Singh on Titanic

Sardar Santa Singh was on board the Titanic when the ship suddenly started sinking. Santa Singh started laughing on the way down. Looking at him, another passenger asked, “What’s wrong with you? How can you laugh in such a situation?”

Santa Singh smiled and replied, “Thank God, I did not purchase the return ticket!”

Dentist joke-Broken tooth

Dentist joke-Broken tooth

Peter visited his dentist with a broken tooth. Dr. Roy, the dentist asked Peter what went wrong.

Peter replied, “Well, it’s the cake my wife baked for me. The cake was so hard – I tried to dig my teeth into the cake and one broke.”

Dr. Roy exclaimed, “But then why didn’t you just refuse to eat the cake when you realized it was so hard.”

Peter replied sadly, “Then I would have lost all thirty-two of them.”