Short funny jokes

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Two blondes walk into a building……
you’d think one of them would have seen it.

How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A1: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A2: There’s writing on the white-out.

Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.