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Blonde jokes-Which is farther?

Blonde jokes-Which is farther?

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking……..and one blonde says to the other: “Which do you think is farther away…….. ..Florida or the moon?”

The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida….. ..?????”

Blonde joke-Left

Blonde joke-Left

Two blondes were going to Disneyland .  They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.

They started crying and turned around and went home.

Blonde jokes-Brazilian

Blonde jokes-Brazilian

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster
says,

“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”

The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing

“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”

Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were
skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,

“… So how many is a Brazilian?”

Blonde jokes-Learning to fly

Blonde jokes-Learning to fly

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in.A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”

Blonde jokes-100 lbs of dynamite

Blonde jokes-100 lbs of dynamite

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
“What a Great chest you have!’

He tells her,
‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’

He takes off his pants and the blonde says,’
“What massive calves you have!’

The body builder tells her,
‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies,
‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite  after I saw how short the fuse was!’