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admin — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:52:49 +0000

Why do blondes wear long hair?

To hide the air valve.

admin — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:50:33 +0000

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:26:40 +0000

Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?

A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

admin — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 08:18:36 +0000

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!

admin — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 02:36:17 +0000

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, “What’s the problem? Wouldn’t your cat eat them?”

admin — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 11:53:14 +0000

My blonde secretary cut her fingers off so that she could write short hand.

admin — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:05:40 +0000

Two blondes walk into a building……
you’d think one of them would have seen it.

admin — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 07:07:39 +0000

How do you plant dope?
Bury a blonde.

admin — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:17:03 +0000

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A1: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer?
A2: There’s writing on the white-out.

admin — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:20:16 +0000

Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.