Mrs. Hoggins from the city went to the countryside to buy a cow.
She said to the farmer, “Hello, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?”
The farmer looked at her for a moment, then started patiently, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a whole lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we trim them down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ones by putting a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops the growth. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow doesn’t have any horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”