April 1st, 2009 by admin

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had
gone into labor when the nurse walked out and said to a man sitting
there, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!” The man
replied, “How about that! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball
team.” About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room
and announced that Mrs. Smith had just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood
up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for 3M!” When the
nurse appeared next, she told the third man that his wife had given
birth to quadruplets. “That’s amazing! I work for the Four Seasons
Hotel!” At this point the gentleman sitting next to me let out a
little strangled gasp and hurriedly got up, obviously distraught.
When I asked him if he was okay, he explained, “I think I need a
breath of fresh air.” The man continued, “I’m the casting director
for 101 Dalmatians.”