September 17th, 2009 by admin

A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, “Why don’t you just take it to the zoo?”

The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street—with the sheep. “I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo,” the sergeant says.

“I know what you told me,” the guy responds. “Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I’m taking him to the movies.”