May 8th, 2009 by admin

Paddy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Paddy said: “Shingles.”
So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Paddy what he had.
Paddy said, “Shingles.”
So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Paddy to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Paddy what he had.
Paddy said, “Shingles.”
So the nurse gave Paddy a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Paddy to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor…
An hour later the doctor came in and found Paddy sitting patiently in the nude and asked Paddy what he had.
Paddy said, “Shingles.”
The doctor asked, “Where?”
Paddy said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em??”