October 24th, 2009 by admin

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked­ into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music­ ­and loud conversation andevery once in a while the­ ­lights would turn off. Each time thelights would go­ out, the place would erupt into cheer.­­However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went­ ­dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and­ ­asked, “May I please use therestroom?”

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you­ ­that there is astatue of a naked man in there wearing­ ­only a fig leaf.”­­

“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,”­ ­said the nun.­

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the­ ­restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a­ few minutes, she came backout, and the whole place­ ­stopped just long enough to give the nun aloud round­ ­of applause.­­She went to the bartender, and said, “Sir, I don’t­ ­understand. Whydid they applaud for me just because I­ ­went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the­ bartender, “Wouldyou like a drink?”

­­”But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled­ ­nun.­­

“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig­ ­leaf on thestatue is lifted up, the lights go out.­ ­Now, how about that drink?”