December 31st, 2009 by admin

A businessman and a priest were playing golf. The businessman  swung his rod and missed completely . He swore “Bugger it , missed!” .
Hearing this , the priest got annoyed  . “Don’t swear like that , my  son ” he admonished him. The businessman duly apologised and promised  to be more careful. But it happened again the next time he missed. Again the priest admonished him and again he apologised.When it happened for
the third time , the priest flew into a rage and told him that if he swore again, God will surely punish him for that. The businessman,  really contrite , promised to behave himself. So he took careful aim and swung his rod..and missed.As he started to say “Bugg..”, there wasa loud clap of thunder and a streak of lightning struck the priest dead.
Suddenly a voice boomed from the heavens “Bugger it , missed !”

December 31st, 2009 by admin

Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, “My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank.” The second boy said, “That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!” The third boy said, “That’s nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!”

December 30th, 2009 by admin

The little old lady got on bus and seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so the lady would stare at the bus driver and ask with loud anxiety, “Have we reached  Niagara Falls yet, Son?”

“No, lady, not yet. I will let you know,” he replied politely , every time she asked but with rising excitation.

A few minutes later, she asked again “Are we there yet, son? Have we
reached Niagara Falls?

Once again, he replied “No, not yet. I’ll let you know when we get there!”

The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for Niagara Falls, and finally
the town came into view.

Sighing with relief, the driver slammed on the breaks, pulled over and
called out, “This is where you get out, lady.”

“Is this Niagara Falls?”

“YES!” he bellowed. “Get out!”

“Oh, I’m going all the way to New York, son,” she explained sweetly. “It’s
just that my daughter told me that when we come this far, I should immediately take my Heart medicines or I may die you know.”

December 30th, 2009 by admin

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”

December 24th, 2009 by admin

Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can’t.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?