August 26th, 2009 by admin
There was this case in this hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural: Why did death occur at that same bed around the same time every Friday?
So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause of the deaths.
Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. The new (unknowing) patient laid there.
Some doctors held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil…and they waited.
8am, the patient was still alive…
8.30am…still breathing…
Just before the ‘cursed’ time, the door to the ward swung open…
Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner!
August 26th, 2009 by admin
Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa
was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the
D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and
had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father-in-law to write “the watch has arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.
The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now
Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do.. If he writes “the watch
has arrived” Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch
has not arrived” Santa will get worried that something serious has
happened.
But being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution and sends the telegram.
Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads “The watch
has arrived, but the pendulum is missing”.
August 25th, 2009 by admin
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,
“When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
“Why complain ?” said the counselor, “You re still getting the same service!”
August 25th, 2009 by admin
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.” Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘that’s Michael. He’s a doctor.’”
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher. She’s dead.”
August 24th, 2009 by admin
Wife: Honey….. What are you looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.