Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it’s be a chicken sedan.
Clean jokes-Chicken coops
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2013
Walk when play
Posted by admin on May 18th, 2013
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They’re trying to get away from the noise.
Internet Cafe Humor
Posted by admin on May 17th, 2013
Internet Cafe Humor
* Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell “I can’t hear you!!! You’re going to have to speak louder!”
* Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, “These new games are incredible!”
* Practice ’spinning mouse mat on index finger’ globe trotter routine.
* Put your monitor’s contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell “It’s going to implode!”
* Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD’s.
* Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, “STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS – IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!”
* Sit at the web terminal… without a chair.
Funny jokes-T Rex
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2013
Q: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
A1: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet!
A2: Because it was chasing a chicken.
A3: Because it was being chased by a chicken.
A4: Because it thought it was a chicken.
Difficult to achieve
Posted by admin on May 16th, 2013
TWO THINGS ARE DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE
1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head.
2. To put someone else’s money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.
And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.
The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE
The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!