Posted by admin on December 12th, 2014
The little infant was baptized and when the family was headed home in their car, the infant’s 5 year old sister Betty started crying.
The concerned mother asked, “What’s the matter with you, Betty?”
Betty replied, “The person who dipped the baby said he hoped baby was raised in a good Christian home. But I want her to stay with us.”
Posted by admin on August 5th, 2014
Rita said to her husband Jim, “I am talking to you since such a long time and you keep yawning all the time? Don’t you have any manners?”
Poor Jim replied, “I am not yawning, my dear. I am simply trying to break your speech and say something.”
Posted by admin on August 3rd, 2014
Reema, aged 86, said to her sister Seema, aged 76. “It was so cold last nite…I was shivering despite my blankets”
Seema said, “Your teeth must have chattered.”
Reema said, “Not sure about that. We have not slept together for years.”
Posted by admin on August 1st, 2014
Little Neil says, “Momma, When I grow up I want to be a Bollywood singer.”
Mom answers, “Now come on baby, you cannot do both!”
Posted by admin on July 30th, 2014
Tom : Did you hear about the tabla (Indian drum) player who was in beat ?
Jerry: Neither did I.