May 23rd, 2012 by admin

Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?

Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts.

May 23rd, 2012 by admin

“Your soooooooooo lazy”

No I am NOT…. I’ve been converting oxygen into carbon dioxide all day!

May 22nd, 2012 by admin

I have a stalker named Bill!

You know who you are!

I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me!

He comes in many forms…
telephone bill, water bill, electric bill, gas bill, garbage bill, insurance bill, cable bill, Dr. Bill…

If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site!

Re-post if Bill haunts you too….

May 22nd, 2012 by admin

There was this guy who took a solid hit on his head from a can. He was happy it was a Soft Drink.

May 21st, 2012 by admin

Dean had left his car overnight outside his building. The next morning he found that somebody had played mischief and his car was covered with dents all over. So dean went to his friend Martin who owned a garage.

Martin was in a teasing mood and suggested: “Hey Dean, this is nothing. Just go home, put your mouth to the tail pipe and blow as hard as you can. The dents will pop out.”

Dean went home and did what he was told. No result. His wife Marie saw what he was doing and asked: “What on the earth you are doing?” Dean told her.

Marie was thoughtful for a while, then said: “All the air you are blowing is going out of the windows. I suppose you should roll them up first.”