Short funny jokes

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?

‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!

According to the CDC, 69% of Americans are overweight or obese.  So, if California ever does fall into the ocean we’ll know why.

Amy: I d love to be an actress.

Harry: Break a leg then!

Amy: Whatever for?

Fred: Then you d be in a cast for weeks.

“Do you love music?”

“Yes, but never mind, you may continue playing.”

“Why are you moving? You have arrived to this lovely neighborhood just a few weeks ago.”

“Yes, but I read in the local paper a bit of statistics that said, ‘most auto accidents happen within eight miles of your home’.”