Bubba went to see Bill Gates and said to him, “I am sorry to say this, sir, but I think you are mad!”

Bill Gates , shaken, asked him, “And what makes you think so?”

Bubba said, “Your surname is Gates and you are in the business of Windows!!”

Mira was shopping for a black t-shirt at the Zara store, but she was unable to find anything with tribal designs. A salesperson approached her and offered help by looking in the store catalog.

After going through a few pages, the salesperson asked her co-worker,  “Jim, what are we calling black this year?”

Doctor Gonsalves asked his patient Santa Singh, “Santa, how did you lose 3 front teeth?”

Sardar  Santa Singh replied, “Doctor, my wife had made very hard rotis (Indian bread).”

Doctor Gonsalves said, “So why didn’t you refuse to eat?”

Sardar Santa Singh replied, “That’s exactly what I did!”

Little Jessica came home after having her first family planning lesson at her school, St. Mary’s.

Seeing her red in the face, her mom asked, “How did it go, my dear?”

Little Jessica replied, “I am so embarrassed!”

Her mom asked, “Why is that?”

Little Jessica replied, “Tom from next door says that the stork brings babies. My classmate Dara says one can buy babies at the orphanage. Ted says babies are available at the hospital.”

Mom said to her, “But that’s hardly a reason to be embarrassed!”

Little Jessica replied, “No, but how do I tell my friends we were so needy that Dad and you had to make me yourselves!”

Why did the bull dump the cow?

She had body udder.