Good jokes-Frightened Paula

Good jokes-Frightened Paula

Paula had come to India to visit old temples and shrines. Her tour guide, Raju led her into a dark cave. Paula hesitated and asked, “I hope there are no rats in this cave.”

Raju replied, “There is no need to be afraid, madam. They have been eaten by cobras.”

Funny kids jokes-Failed again

Funny kids jokes-Failed again

Little Sonu came home and ran to his father. He said, “Papa, I have failed again.”

His father Santa Singh said. “Koi baat nahi. Tu sher ka puttar hai!”

Little Sonu said, “My class teacher also said something similar.”

Santa Singh asked, “Kya bola teacher ne?”

Little Sonu replied, “She said God knows kaun se jaanwar ki paidaish hai!”

Latest jokes-Next birth

Latest jokes-Next birth

Jason was upset when he saw Cauliflower again on the dinner table. He glared at his wife Mary, and said, “Cauliflowers again? Eating Cauliflowers will make me a donkey in my next birth!”

“Oh!”, exclaimed Mary, “You should have thought about it in your previous birth!”

Funniest jokes-Smart kid

Funniest jokes-Smart kid

Andrew the landlord set up a sign outside his property “TO LET”. Below the sign was written in small letters “Only those apply who have no children”.

Little Johnny read the sign, walked up to the landlord and asked, “Sir, is your room still for hire?”

Andrew replied, “Yes, it is.”

Little Johnny said, “Can you rent it to me, Sir? I have no children, only parents.”

Joke of the day-Robot

Joke of the day-Robot

Dr. Lobo, the scientist says to his colleague, “I have invented a robot which is the closest possible thing to a human.”

The colleague says, “Really, you mean it has thinking abilities like humans?”

Dr. Lobo replies, “No dear, but when it makes an error, it can pass on the blame to another robot.”

Hilarious jokes-Eating habits

Hilarious jokes-Eating habits

Tina visits the physician and says, “My son Johnie is in trouble. He stuffed carrots in his nose and lady fingers in his ears. Now he is crying.”

The physician replied calmly, “That implies that Johnie is not eating properly.”